'Nose Beers' Captain's Hat

'Nose Beers' Captain's Hat

Regular price $22.00 Sale

Benefits to wearing this Hat

  • Showcase to all your loved ones your alternative sensibilities, your trendy style, and your cocaine habit this holiday season.
  • Guaranteed to make it easier to find drugs at your local dive bar.
  • Goth chicks and guys with tattoos will finally talk to you because they will assume you're cool